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一个中国女人教老外如何“Pickup”。很强大。

摘自Chinesepod.com

好吧,再附送一则俄罗斯女人网络求婚的小片段,让我们看看这个世界有多么疯狂:

—–Original Message—–
From: Elena [mailto:ramsdams@gmail.com]
Sent: 3/12/2008 10:30 AM
To: Stadtmiller, Mandy
Subject: hello
Hi dear!! My letter will surprise you!! My name – Elena. My age-26
years. I live in Russia!! Private life didn\’t turn out well. I decided
to find a foreign man. I dream to meet a decent, kind and clever man!!
It is difficult to tell about myself. If this is of any interest to you,
write to me.My address – ramsdams@gmail.com I\’ll wait!! Kisses Elena

From me (forwarding on to Elina):

Elina – it’s so good to hear from you!!!

From Elina:

Thank you! So you marry me, yes?

From me:

You’ve got me intrigued and you sound awfully cute. I bet I could teach you a thing or two about how we do things here in America. What are you wearing.

From Elina:

Yes, I am a very good student. I recently complete my doctorate diploma in molecular physics. I am wearing my volleyball dress. You like?

From me:

The dress, tell me more about the dress. Are Russians bad girls? Have you been a bad girl? I could teach you a thing or two about the way Americans complete their doctorate diplomas in molecular physics.

From Elina:

My dress is from my friend Anya, Anya Kournikova. We trade clothes but right now she is naked. Because she is a bad girl and her tennis is not very good.

From me:

Oh my, Elina. You sound like a very, very smart girl! How many American dollars do you require???

From Elina:

I am very a modest girl and will be happy with a one-way ticket to NYC. The rest is very little. Take a chessboard and put $1 in first square. Two in the next. Four in the following. And so on, doubling the previous amount until all 64 squares are filled. It should cost you practically nothing at all! ;)

From me:

Pic? Hot pic?

From Elina:

Hot? Or not?

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本文相关评论: 才 9 条评论
  1. 黑传说 2008-03-22 11:02:32

    拜托,都什么时代了!哈哈,老外中文还不错啊

  2. Cat Chen 2008-03-23 01:21:00

    异常弱智的对话……

  3. Francis 2008-03-23 10:14:13

    男的是老外么?

    听了半天莫名其妙的……

  4. future 2008-03-23 11:00:37

    不错啊,aw可以告诉我在哪里可以找到这个音频的合集呢?给点提示我自己搜索也行啊

    • aw 2008-03-23 11:09:26

      你可以注册成为ChinesePod.com的会员。
      上面有很多中国女人和外国老男人。恩。
      当然,也有我这种中国男人,哈哈哈

  5. future 2008-03-23 04:06:44

    hehe,多谢aw,居然还有这种地方,涨见识了,以后多介绍一些国外的网站

  6. Raymond 2008-03-24 11:17:35

    这个女的声音好耳熟啊,貌似是QQ英语栏目的主持吧,以前听过几期……

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